Ok the vampire 3 eyed pandas had left robot world on their orange submarine, there was a new leader in robotworld, he was part man and part banana. He may look a bit stupid but he was an amazing politician and won the elections on a policy of free underwater bananas for every resident.
It was a pity he forgot his trousers that morning as the press had a field day with this publicity shot. A quick cartoon illustration that popped into my head yesterday lunchtime.
And just for Viggy I thought I’d write to Gillette about my experiences with the Gillette Fusion.
Hi,

I bought a Gillette fusion last week and have to say I am quite disappointed with it. I’m not sure 5 blades is actually meeting my shaving requirements, is there any plans to introduce a new razor with 6 blades.

I was thinking it could be called the Hexashave ™.

Yours Shavely,

RJ.

Well unfortunately the commercial break is over and I am back blogging. The temporary break was caused by a perl I found on my web server, the perl came out of a big clam and was a slightly odd shape and nothing worked anymore. This lead to to the death of Movable Type and then I had to install a copy of wordpress instead, and style it, twice.

Another quick gorilla illustration in robotworld, this was drawn after a dream I had that I was corporate ninja for Grittish Bass.I think from now on am going to give up writting rubbish and instead just write stories about the pictures I have posted.

Yesterday was a league cup night so I made a lobster illustration and a walrus, in pen, pencil and coloured digitally.

Ok so what shall I waffle about today, hurm… “celebrity” game shows… no… polar bear burgulars….. no … hurm.

Ok here is a list of my unanswerable questions:-

1) How were rugby scrums invented ?
2) When will Gillette decide that they have enough blades on their razors (is 6 really enough).
3) How do they get Teflon to stick to a saucepan.
4) Why is it that when you go overdrawn banks charge when they know full well you have no money.
5) Why can’t you type properly when someone is looking.
6) Why does my printer have to do warm up exercises when I turn it on.
7) How does a word end up in the dictionary, can I make one up say “badgerisation” and submit it.
8) Why do internet company’s have to have one short name completely meaningless to what the sell.
9) Who decided that a picture is worth a thousand words, if so where can I exchange my pictures for words
10) why is the last question on this list completely pointless.

That’s actually one of my pet hates, lists on blogs, actually the list of the 5 most boring things on blogs goes like this:-

1) A list of things you have done
2) A pointless picture of what you are, (ie i am a fish, find out what animal you are test)
3) Putting a sketch up each day and writing a load of rubbish about it
4) Writing about what is boring on blogs
5) Saying that dreams are weird, all dreams are weird. If they weren’t weird how would you tell it was a dream.

Enough of this rant time for a sandwich.