How the World Works

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A quick sketch I did last night, entitled “How the world works”

The man in the Pacman Gallery dreams of a world of 1 and 2 eyed blobuloids. The blobuloids dream of cheese.
Cheese dreams peacefully, content in the knowledge that it is cheese.

And that explains how the world works.

Possibly, also on another note I took my car to a garage and it seems now even garages are taking to making up techno jargon. The car failed its MOT and one of the failures was “the nearside valve stem is missaligned”, I was thinking my nearside valve stems, that sounds quite expensive, and then I realised that despite having done car servicing on a DIY basis for about 5 years I had never heard of a nearside valve stem.

The only valves I could think of were engine valves, which would be pricy. So I asked the mechanic what exactly it was and it turns out the hub cap was pressing on the tyre valve. The hub cap needed rotating ! Another good one was the driverside headlamp was malfunctioning on dipped beam, which meant “the bulb had gone”.

Anyway I better get back to doing something.

One Response to “How the World Works”

  1. Gravatar Duke of Earle Says:

    Finally!! A lucid explanation — illustrated, yet — of how the world REALLY works!

    Then between the blobuloids, nearside valve stem, and the dipped beam bulb, I think I’ve figured out the true source of wisdom.

    Nirvana!

    John

    (Either that, or an alternative explanation too frightful to mention!)

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