Some people think it was a meteor which caused climate change. This is in fact rubbish, all the dinosaurs were in fact eaten by a carniverous ground hog.

You can see from this photo he is eyeing up a pinkosaurus which he fancies as a tasty starter.

This dinosaur illustration I drew last night while watching Oxford United against Dagenham and Redbridge. It was a truely dull game of soccer football. Which was kind of ironic as this week I had a really weird dream about trying to take a picture of a creature outside my local pub. The creature looked kind of dangerous but I wasn’t scared and then I work up and found my nose had exploded all over the bed and I had a bleeding nose from both nostrils.

Is that kind of odd or what ?

A quick illustration of what my garden looks like occasionally, well except with less giant crabs. I do however have 8 pet starlings and also 2 pet blue tits that live out there. But maybe not the rabbits, replace them with a squirrel and its pretty much my garden.

Well it was my birthday last week and I must be officially old now as I got 1 pair of slippers and 5 pairs of socks. Now these weren’t ordinary socks they were in fact anti bacterial socks. Anotehr aamznig fcat tihs week I fuond out was taht all people hvae the aiblity to raed copmletely gibberish sntetences. It’s true any sentence can be perfectly interpreted so long as the start and end letter are right..

Quite amazing your brain really.

A quick sketch I did last night, entitled “How the world works”

The man in the Pacman Gallery dreams of a world of 1 and 2 eyed blobuloids. The blobuloids dream of cheese.
Cheese dreams peacefully, content in the knowledge that it is cheese.

And that explains how the world works.

Possibly, also on another note I took my car to a garage and it seems now even garages are taking to making up techno jargon. The car failed its MOT and one of the failures was “the nearside valve stem is missaligned”, I was thinking my nearside valve stems, that sounds quite expensive, and then I realised that despite having done car servicing on a DIY basis for about 5 years I had never heard of a nearside valve stem.

The only valves I could think of were engine valves, which would be pricy. So I asked the mechanic what exactly it was and it turns out the hub cap was pressing on the tyre valve. The hub cap needed rotating ! Another good one was the driverside headlamp was malfunctioning on dipped beam, which meant “the bulb had gone”.

Anyway I better get back to doing something.