A quick monkey illustration while I think what to type.

I really enjoy corporate strap lines and actually looking at what they are trying to say. Here’s a few of my recent favourites.

P&O Ferries “making life easier”
Yes they are if you want to get across the channel taking a ferry IS easier than swimming it.

O2 phones “See what you can do”
Perhaps make a phone call ??

Nvidia “Making your dreams real”
Ok so if I had a dream about being eaten by a gigantic octopus these guys with their graphics card could make it a reality for me ?

Pizza Hut ” Grab a slice of the action”
Well yes as long as your slice is a pizza based product.

Marks and Spencer “its your M&S”
Is that true, well actually if its mine I am going to sell it off on the stock exchange for a big fat profit.

Audi “Vorsprung durch technik.”
Er… I have no bloody idea what that means ?

Microsoft “Where do you want to go today?”
Well actually I want to go on a bike ride to Warwick Technology park, how do I do that on Windows XP home.

BMW “”The ultimate driving machine.”
They might as well say ” its a really good car”.

MacDonalds “I’m lovin’ it”
They seem to be saying “hey this is great, you fill your fat face on greasy burgers and we rake in hideous amounts of profit”. Yeah I bet they are bloody loving it.

Having said all this they do bring hours of amusement, I think I will have to work on my own one….

Maybe….

RobotJAM “todays illustration tomorrow”

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