another day in robot world

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Yesterday was a league cup night so I made a lobster illustration and a walrus, in pen, pencil and coloured digitally.

Ok so what shall I waffle about today, hurm… “celebrity” game shows… no… polar bear burgulars….. no … hurm.

Ok here is a list of my unanswerable questions:-

1) How were rugby scrums invented ?
2) When will Gillette decide that they have enough blades on their razors (is 6 really enough).
3) How do they get Teflon to stick to a saucepan.
4) Why is it that when you go overdrawn banks charge when they know full well you have no money.
5) Why can’t you type properly when someone is looking.
6) Why does my printer have to do warm up exercises when I turn it on.
7) How does a word end up in the dictionary, can I make one up say “badgerisation” and submit it.
8) Why do internet company’s have to have one short name completely meaningless to what the sell.
9) Who decided that a picture is worth a thousand words, if so where can I exchange my pictures for words
10) why is the last question on this list completely pointless.

That’s actually one of my pet hates, lists on blogs, actually the list of the 5 most boring things on blogs goes like this:-

1) A list of things you have done
2) A pointless picture of what you are, (ie i am a fish, find out what animal you are test)
3) Putting a sketch up each day and writing a load of rubbish about it
4) Writing about what is boring on blogs
5) Saying that dreams are weird, all dreams are weird. If they weren’t weird how would you tell it was a dream.

Enough of this rant time for a sandwich.

2 Responses to “another day in robot world”

  1. Gravatar Duke of Earle Says:

    Well, the last line made sense, at least.

    John

  2. Gravatar kat Says:

    So what type of fish are you? Sorry :-)

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