Archive for November, 2006

Chicken or the Egg

Thursday, November 30th, 2006

Chicken or Egg

In a bid to become the first man to find out which came first the chicken or the egg part of robotworld was used in this genetic experiment.

The results have proved inconclusive, the answer was apparently the bat, a blue bat.

This is just one of life’s unanswered questions, just like why do men have nipples ? What are those things that illustrated chickens have under their chins used for ?

And most finally will Gillette release the hexashave ?

The answer according to their customer service department is that presently they have no plans but it may be something they are looking at in the near future…. hmmmmm

HYPNOTIC SPACE PANDA

Friday, November 24th, 2006

Hypnotic Panda

After the banana president was ousted in a political overthrowing involving a pineapple, robot world was left in a state of archery.

This was until the giant space Hypnotic Panda stepped in. He used his hypnotic powers and bought world peace by getting rid of all Mondays.

Word of warning, don’t look into his eyes as he will trap you with his mesma stare.

A quick panda illustration done while watching The UEFA cup, if you analyse this picture carefully just like the da Vinci code it correctly predicts the amount of defensive errors Titus Bramble will make during a full 90 minute game of football.

One other thing I heard the other day that a blue whale has a main artery big enough for you to swim up. My advice is next time the local baths are closed for cleaning try and find a blue whale as an alternative.

The HEXASHAVE ™

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006

Cartoon Illustration

Ok the vampire 3 eyed pandas had left robot world on their orange submarine, there was a new leader in robotworld, he was part man and part banana. He may look a bit stupid but he was an amazing politician and won the elections on a policy of free underwater bananas for every resident.
It was a pity he forgot his trousers that morning as the press had a field day with this publicity shot. A quick cartoon illustration that popped into my head yesterday lunchtime.
And just for Viggy I thought I’d write to Gillette about my experiences with the Gillette Fusion.
Hi,

I bought a Gillette fusion last week and have to say I am quite disappointed with it. I’m not sure 5 blades is actually meeting my shaving requirements, is there any plans to introduce a new razor with 6 blades.

I was thinking it could be called the Hexashave ™.

Yours Shavely,

RJ.