Flatness Remastered

Managed to get hold of a decent video camera for a few days to finally refilm a few of the rubbish quality parts of my video art film FLATNESS:145.
In case you are wondering this apple is tha main star of the movie, his rates were extortionate and he really had an attitude problem during the shoot. At one point he went on strike and I had to call in a trained negotiator to settle the disagreement. After the shoot I ate him, he was most crunchy.
Anyway go see FLATNESS REMASTERED

July 18th, 2006 at 7:26 pm
Looks like the kind of character you assume will be juicy until the moment of truth. The you find that he’s really dry, flat, and has no taste. When younger and greener he was likely a bit tart, running around saying, “Bite me!” Then he mellowed with age, developed a thicker skin, and lost his sex ap-peel.