Vindaloo Spoonbill

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More portraits to come but here’s a quick doodle while watching the Swiss Vs Ukraine. Possibly the worlds most dire football match. Got bored of colouring on computer so got out my watercolour set to give it a quick wash over. Even though I do like what the computer can do for you it still can’t come close to using a real brush.

Has anyone ever noticed ths ? When you are at work and there are 2 of you round a computer 2 things happen.
Firstly the person who is using the computer can’t type anymore, you suddenly make spelling mistakes every second word. Also you become “screen blind” the person next to you will say “click on the make it so button” and you will search round the screen for the “make it so” button. You will not be able to find it unless the person actually points to it.

Why is this ? I’ll explain, all micrasoft computers are fitted with a proximity detector, when more than 1 person is in front of the monitor it actually adds spelling mistakes for you and also moves “the make it so” box randomly untill it sees a finger point and will relocate it in that position. Its very cunning and is another one the Technicians Union got added so that they can make you feel like a fool when they come over and it magically works for them.

3 Responses to “Vindaloo Spoonbill”

  1. Gravatar Duke of Earle Says:

    Rob,
    You can’t fool us. We KNOW it’s all part of the “C” in action. And we suspect that the technicians report to you, though likely through a couple of “blinds” to preserve your secret identity.

    (But I HAVE noticed exactly those phenomena you mention!)

    John

  2. Gravatar Sniv Says:

    Freaking micrasoft. Always effing things up for everyone.

  3. Gravatar M.E Ellis Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH! That is so true!

    :o)

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