Archive for September, 2005

Electric Mandibles

Tuesday, September 6th, 2005

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Ed,

I am back, fully revived after going for a “John Travolta” .

As part of my rehabilitation I came across these, in a variety of colours. They were at least 4 foot long and armed with what are described as “retractable electric mandibles”.

I’m not sure if this is related to my present “coventry reversal” investigation. My cryptographer will have evidence deciphered tomorrow, something to do with a Leonardo code he says.

Best Regards sir,

Rob.

Rob Badgers
Reporter 25/7 News Corporation

Double Compromised

Friday, September 2nd, 2005

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Ed,

“PS Where did you get that natty press card? Now we all want one. ”

This worries me, I got this through the post, I presumed it was from you. After a thorough toxicology report it appears to be coated with a new type of psychotropic ink.

This explains why I have lost 5 days this week, the aeroplane crash and the talking rabbit.

I have been double compromised ! I will be off to the finest surgeon in Switzerland for the next week. I don’t know yet if I am going for a “John Travolta” or a “Nicholas Cage”.

I will be incommunicado until I find the safety deposit box.

Regards,
Badgers.

Rob Badgers
Reporter 25/7 News Corp

Holding Pages 2,3 and 4

Thursday, September 1st, 2005

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Rob

Be wary of ‘going native’. I recently made the sub editors watch Donnie Brasco recently and it contains chilling echoes of your own immersive techniques. Let me know asap what the key unlocks.

Now holding pages 2, 3 and 4.

Ed
PS Where did you get that natty press card? Now we all want one.