Double Compromised
“PS Where did you get that natty press card? Now we all want one. ”
This worries me, I got this through the post, I presumed it was from you. After a thorough toxicology report it appears to be coated with a new type of psychotropic ink.
This explains why I have lost 5 days this week, the aeroplane crash and the talking rabbit.
I have been double compromised ! I will be off to the finest surgeon in Switzerland for the next week. I don’t know yet if I am going for a “John Travolta” or a “Nicholas Cage”.
I will be incommunicado until I find the safety deposit box.
Regards,
Badgers.
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Rob Badgers
Reporter 25/7 News Corp
