Ed,

I met at the rendez-vouz this weekend, actually friday, in a disused warehouse just outside walsgrave. I got there and was kidnapped, by who I have no idea, this is why I have been incommunicado for the past few days.

They locked me lock up garage for I was “a man who knew too much”. Luckily they’d locked me up with a full welding kit, an old ford cortina, 2 miles of welding wire, 25 sheets of 2mm sheet steel, a portable generator and an angle grinder. I constructed a vehicle with enough power to bring down a wall and was free.

Also they hadn’t noticed that I had lifted “the key”, I enclose a picture. I presume it is to a safety deposit box but I will investigate further.

Rob.
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Rob Badgers
25/7 News corporation

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