My letter to Bruce (safety division)

25/7 News corporation
Bruce,

I am going “deep cover” in the next few days. The editor said you have
“experience” in this field, a possible “real life Q”.

I could really do with the following:-

A pen (which has a concealed weapon, preferably some sort of anti tank missile)
some night vision “sunglasses”
an overwater breathing kit
and some fireproof socks

Also do you have any advice on how to avoid an alligator ?

Rob

Name withheld (undercover)
24/7 News corporation

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