Ed,

I met at the rendez-vouz this weekend, actually friday, in a disused warehouse just outside walsgrave. I got there and was kidnapped, by who I have no idea, this is why I have been incommunicado for the past few days.

They locked me lock up garage for I was “a man who knew too much”. Luckily they’d locked me up with a full welding kit, an old ford cortina, 2 miles of welding wire, 25 sheets of 2mm sheet steel, a portable generator and an angle grinder. I constructed a vehicle with enough power to bring down a wall and was free.

Also they hadn’t noticed that I had lifted “the key”, I enclose a picture. I presume it is to a safety deposit box but I will investigate further.

Rob.
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Rob Badgers
25/7 News corporation

Rob
Pen, glasses, breathing kit all in the field, will send out on their return.

Please consult: FireProof socks to see if it meets requirements.

Tip on avoiding alligators: visit Scandinavia.

Bruce ‘The Survivor’

Bruce,

I am going “deep cover” in the next few days. The editor said you have
“experience” in this field, a possible “real life Q”.

I could really do with the following:-

A pen (which has a concealed weapon, preferably some sort of anti tank missile)
some night vision “sunglasses”
an overwater breathing kit
and some fireproof socks

Also do you have any advice on how to avoid an alligator ?

Rob
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Name withheld (undercover)
24/7 News corporation